LEGERDEMAIN - Atabook

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 4:29:32 AM

I still have plenty of time to think about hell shit while they refuse to free my ass. Do you think Orin was born in the humanoid form or was she born as a kitten and just learned turning humanoid was something she could do, or was there like some magic involved in that? Also if you ever see Rin tell her to take a damn shower.

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:23:54 AM

I think it was like, suddenly one day type thing, Gregor Samsa but instead of a roach it's a human. Also no, I'm not risking my safety for that, by safety I mean my ego

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 4:25:22 AM

Do you think that even in her humanoid form, Rin still sometimes just completely fucking fumbles jumps for no reason like normal cats do?

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:22:50 AM

Multiple shelves broken because of that

Anonymous June 24, 2025 at 3:44:04 AM

Kogasa trying to explain her new plan to scare humans while Sekibanki is listening to her, madly in love

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:22:28 AM

The scariest thing of all, a happy couple

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 3:11:26 AM

Also I want Saki to crush my skull with her muscular thighs.

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:22:07 AM

Maybe you do deserve being in hell.

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 3:10:38 AM

If you can't tell about all this hell talk, they sent my ass to hell because they thought it'd be mildly funny. Anyways what the fuck does Satori even do? Like I've seen her go bring papers to Hecatia and she keeps track of radioactive dumbass and slightly more stinky cat, but like... the hell even are the papers for? The fuck does girl do?

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:21:53 AM

She just does what no one wants to do that being stupid legal stuff that she doesn't really want to do either

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 3:07:43 AM

Eiki is apparently very kinky. My only source for this is Komachi, who also said she has never seen Eiki with enough freetime to do anything, and that I should not trust everything said from hell residents at face value.

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:18:04 AM

Well you'll have another source from grand old me when she's done with me

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 3:03:51 AM

Despite how silly and... not bright Clownpiece is, she is in charge of training the hell fairies and she is very competent. She is also very welcoming to any other hell species that wants to join in training.

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:17:28 AM

I'd rather not know what happens during that training

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 24, 2025 at 3:00:12 AM

If you work for Yuuma, it is very easy to avoid punishment by just heading over to Chiyari and telling her you fucked up, since she really doesn't give a shit and won't mention it to Yuuma. If Yuuma does find out that you're avoiding punishment though, you're gonna become past tense real fast

Replied on: June 24, 2025 at 11:17:02 AM

Saying to Yuuma you miscalculated the costs and now the Alliance is in bankrupt and you immediately turn into a fine red mist

Important June 23, 2025 at 6:38:03 PM

YACHIE WITH FLAT TIDDIES !!

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 11:21:10 PM

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYINGGGGG

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 23, 2025 at 6:16:38 PM

Playing Through the Fire and the Flames in front of Okina or any Lunarian would instantly vaporize them

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 11:20:56 PM

FACT: Playing any type of rock in Gensokyo instantly KILLS any older person

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 23, 2025 at 4:38:11 PM

Okuu is around 7 feet/213 centimeters tall she is quite tall

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 11:20:25 PM

I WOULD CLIMB UP THAT MOUNTAIN FR!!!

ranonymous June 23, 2025 at 4:32:40 PM

What do you think about Ran? I would like an extensive response.

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 11:19:53 PM

I like how she serves as like an anchor to Yukari, I feel like if it wasn't for her a lot of things would be different even though it doesn't seem like it, also I absolutely love her old ties from animal realm and how she decided to abandon the "strong eats the weak" life that they had. Also her visiting to help Yachie with her computer problems was funny.

Important June 23, 2025 at 4:06:18 PM

YACHIE WITH FAT TIDDIES !!

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 4:07:43 PM

No... I'll take them for her...Her back... She's beautiful when her chest is flat like a snake awaiting it's perfect moment...the strike on the back...it's what the Kiketsu stands for...flat chests...

Superjosh245 June 23, 2025 at 4:06:15 AM

We need a squid/octopus Touhou character they're so fucking badass

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 1:56:18 PM

Truth nuke actually, can we get a water theme touhou game already, don't say sunken fossil world or I'm punting you

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 23, 2025 at 4:05:37 AM

Meiling keeps asking Sakuya if she wants to sleep together. Unfortunately, Meiling's sleep schedule is inconsistent and Sakuya has never been seen sleeping. I'm scared of her.

Replied on: June 23, 2025 at 1:55:38 PM

FACT: Sakuya never sleeps because she's SCARED of DOREMY