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NOT RUMIA!!!! July 3, 2025 at 1:33:08 PM

hey come out to the forest during the night its fun :]

Replied on: July 3, 2025 at 9:35:55 PM

Hmmm I think I'll pass, maybe a idk...darkness youkai would eat me or something

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter July 1, 2025 at 5:24:46 PM

I cannot stress this enough, even though Wakasagihime isn't hostile, that does NOT mean she is harmless. She VERY MUCH still eats meat and WILL VERY MUCH eat human flesh if given the option to. She still lures humans to Kagerou, AND SHE STILL VERY MUCH CAN DROWNYOU AND IS VERY SUCCESSFUL AT IT. THAT FISH GOT HANDS. Yes, she's basically useless outside of water, but how tf would you get her outside of water in the first place?? She is a heavy fishe!!!

Replied on: July 2, 2025 at 12:39:49 PM

Yeah but I can just lock in and not die, I'm built heavily different

Anonymous July 1, 2025 at 1:44:17 PM

Clownpiece walking in on Hecatia and Junko making out to tell them that she had a bad dream

Replied on: July 2, 2025 at 12:39:06 PM

Doremy's home is within walking distance

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 30, 2025 at 10:52:36 PM

It must fucking suck arguing with Seija. Imagine you're arguing with her, and she just threatens to use her pin to make a hole in your chest and pull your organs out if you don't agree with her or do exactly what she wants. Bitch would absolutely go through with it too. She also smells bad.

Replied on: July 1, 2025 at 1:02:10 PM

Mmgnhjjf....

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 30, 2025 at 10:47:30 PM

Fairies are incredibly bad at pretending to not be excited. In fact, they're kinda like puppies where if you say anything in an excited enough voice, they'll get excited too. You can literally tell them grass is growing and if you sound excited enough, they'll get excited too and watch the grass. It works with like, basically every fairy too.

Replied on: July 1, 2025 at 1:01:55 PM

Fairies are all so stupid, we should exterminate them all somehow

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 30, 2025 at 10:41:36 PM

Clownpiece doesn't even have much of an understanding on what America is. She just knows there was a flag on the moon that really pissed off the Lunarians so she asked Hecatia about it, learned a little bit, then wanted to dress up as it to piss Lunarians off.

Replied on: July 1, 2025 at 1:01:14 PM

Incredibly funny because of how petty it is

Anonymous June 30, 2025 at 3:30:34 AM

Beaming images of Satori snuggling cat form Orin into your head when you read this Imagine just such a certain happy purring kitty snuggling Satori, who is wishing she had a brick to drop on her head to make herself sleep faster

Replied on: June 30, 2025 at 3:41:25 PM

The brick in question is Okuu coming for a big group hug while in human form

Oguu June 29, 2025 at 3:20:27 PM

unyu

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 3:43:48 PM

Unyuu~♫

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 3:14:41 PM

After countless hours of testing, Satori has gotten Okuu to the point where she semi consistently can spell Koishi's name correctly.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 3:43:36 PM

Who can't do that? It's so easy, it's like, C-O-I-SH-E-E

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 3:11:48 PM

Yuyuko sharing food with you is the biggest sign of her trust.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 3:42:59 PM

Oh thank you for giving me the 1 fry of your 10 buffets Miss Yuyuko 🥹

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 3:07:32 PM

Basically every hell resident has heavy fire and heat resistance, if not full immunity to it. Hecatia can just dip her and in lava with no issues. Unfortunately, since everybody in hell is so used to heat, nobody does well in the cold, except Okuu for obvious reasons.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 3:42:32 PM

Can't believe we have pokemon types in Gensokyo

Yakumo Yukari June 29, 2025 at 1:47:27 PM

I want you to go to the moon.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 3:09:00 PM

Go to the moon...? Hopefully up there I can still see the lensed night sky!

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 2:14:08 AM

I am being held together by random strips of tape, stitches, and a bunch of glue. Eirin is both baffled and disappointed by my survival, she gives me the most disappointed stare every time I walk in for aid. I don't know if she's just out of ideas on what could help me or she's trying to see how little she can do for me to survive. One of these days she's just gonna refuse to do anything to help me or just try killing me herself if she hasn't already.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 12:33:42 PM

Maybe you should like, learn magic and heal yourself or whatever

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 2:08:32 AM

KIDNEY I MEANT KIDNEY I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A LIVER EITHER THAT WAS UNRELATED DO NOT BEEF WITH REMILIA

Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter June 29, 2025 at 2:06:07 AM

Oh yeah I don't recommend going out of your way to pet Momiji, one time I tried doing it and I got kidnapped by Tenshi and had a liver stolen. It had nothing to do with Momiji but I wouldn't recommend it.

Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 12:32:46 PM

I just don't think doing anything is recommended in Gensokyo

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