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Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 29, 2025 at 1:59:08 AM
Momiji absolutely loves treats and can easily be bribed with them. Aya and Hatate once got her to sit and let them hug her while taking photos of them in exchange for some treats. Both had several stab wounds after giving her the treats.
Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 12:32:16 PM
It's like turning on easy mode
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 29, 2025 at 12:16:35 AM
Meant to type do not instead of no not, mb for that typo
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 29, 2025 at 12:01:57 AM
If you're trying to stop a rodent infestation, no not leave poisoned cheese around. Not because of Nazrin she isn't that stupid, but because Chen has eaten a poisoned rat, it really didn't go well. Oh yeah also Shion would eat the cheese. Or Reimu. Nazrin probably won't like you trying to kill rats either. Byakuren wouldn't like you killing things in general. Honestly if you have a rodent infestation, just don't.
Replied on: June 29, 2025 at 12:33:13 AM
Well if you challenge the rats to a danmaku duel to assert dominance over them so they respect you enough not to plow through your pantry then that's the Gensokyo way to do it
Totally not Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter (trust me)
June 28, 2025 at 3:21:02 PM
Doremy is a bitch ass motherfucker btw
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 8:45:14 PM
HEY BUDDY. Dont say shit about her, she's nice, and chill, and quite good looking I might say
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 28, 2025 at 3:20:33 PM
I have made a severe lapse in judgement, Doremy did in fact, not like that I called her a pest, so she threatened to make me suffer through every single death humanly possible in my dreams so this is my very sincere apology to her I pinkie promise it will never happen again
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 8:44:38 PM
Do it again It'd be funny
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 11:25:20 PM
Speaking of the pest, Doremy's face is very rubbery. You can just stretch it and let go and watch it slingshot back into place. I dunno if she likes it or not but I haven't seen her complain or tell me to stop.
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 2:24:22 PM
It goes "boing oing oing oing~" back into place
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 11:23:48 PM
The world would not be ready for a Chimata, Doremy, and Jo'on team up.
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 2:23:56 PM
What do we call this team-up? Nightmarish Market Scarcity?
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 11:20:20 PM
The 3 sages are wanted in the outside world for drunk driving. Kasen is too embarrassed to mention it while Okina and Yukari brag about it to their servants.
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 2:22:24 PM
I have never been more disappointed in Kasen
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 11:17:45 PM
Koakuma has accidentally(?) called Patchouli mommy and nobody in the SDM has let her live it down.
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 2:21:51 PM
Now that's what I call respectable
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 8:42:38 PM
All problems could be solved if Ringo would let me rest my head down on her thighs or chest. Except whatever the fuck Shion and Reimu have going on with their money. There's no solving that.
Replied on: June 28, 2025 at 2:21:30 PM
Get in line buddy
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 1:49:38 PM
Have you ever noticed how Shion looks nothing like Reisen? This is because they are not related at all.
Replied on: June 27, 2025 at 7:45:05 PM
Yeah but if you look deeper...they both have hair...coincidence? i think not
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 12:40:15 AM
To come back to the 'Why would you agree to holding a grown ass old woman', Tewi asked like really nicely and had the biggest wettest saddest eyes I've ever like what animals do when begging and also threaten to shove a pike through my skull earlier and I didn't wanna risk it
Replied on: June 27, 2025 at 1:39:13 AM
I mean whatever floats your boat for survival man
Anonymous Gensokyo Reporter
June 27, 2025 at 12:37:59 AM
It must've been trippy as hell when Reimu and Marisa were growing up to just not seeing the fairies age at all until they learned that they're just like that
Replied on: June 27, 2025 at 1:38:33 AM
Did they not ask why they didnt age until they were like 20
Slungus
June 26, 2025 at 2:52:22 PM
Slungus
Replied on: June 27, 2025 at 1:38:07 AM
Slungus
Anonymous
June 26, 2025 at 4:08:51 AM
is it weird to kiss your fumo? not a romantic way the way you kiss an animal on their forehead is that too weird or not?
Replied on: June 26, 2025 at 12:24:37 PM
Not really, they deserve it
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